David Daybreak

Got junk?

Did your dumbass just click add?

Of course you fucking did.

Ok, i think i'll stop biting people

(via rawryourlife)

Bite me. ;)

Two Cannibals were eating a comedian.

One cannibal turns to the other and asks, “Does this taste funny to you?”

I will not kill again. I will not kill again. I will not kill again.

Stupid bug

*swat*

AHHHH OMG What have I done!?!?!

So tell me you love me

Cause it makes me feel alive.